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Stato



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:07 pm    Post subject: Jokes & Laughter Reply with quote

Very little humour within the discussions on this forum.
How about a Jokes & Laughter section on railway subjects.
Would have to be non-offensive and all in good taste.
Comments please.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good plan - far too much seriousness around - we all must get that in our day jobs - bit of frivolity never did anyone any harm.....
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jt75069



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

stanworth_i wrote:
Good plan - far too much seriousness around - we all must get that in our day jobs - bit of frivolity never did anyone any harm.....

I agree
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3442 kicks Ass



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:27 pm    Post subject: Laughter file Reply with quote

I tottally agree how about this:

Should 34027 seek lottery funding for a second tender / or Resteamlining so it can carry all its nameplates at once?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Laughter file Reply with quote

3442 kicks Ass wrote:
I tottally agree how about this:

Should 34027 (snip) carry all its nameplates at once?


No, just rename it for the festive season "Westward Ho Ho Ho".
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But imagine the increase in axle loading - all the bridges would need to be done and sterns would start going again after one pass...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:33 pm    Post subject: Trams Up For Grabs Reply with quote

Birmingham Post reports all 16 Midland Metro trams are to be sold off and replaced by a new fleet.

Ideas wanted as to what they could be used for (must be printable) !
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:13 am    Post subject: Re: Trams Up For Grabs Reply with quote

Stato wrote:
Birmingham Post reports all 16 Midland Metro trams are to be sold off and replaced by a new fleet.

Ideas wanted as to what they could be used for (must be printable) !

giv em 2 socrates+pluto 4 svre 2 ironbg Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:50 am    Post subject: Re: Trams Up For Grabs Reply with quote

Pied Piper wrote:

giv em 2 socrates+pluto 4 svre 2 ironbg


I would of thought PP would have learnt how to spell by now. As was said by a number of posters elsewhere, its not clever, its merely infantile.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Razz Breaking News.....Mr Flavel has Confirmed that following discussion With the RI and Network Rail an agreement has been Reached to use his coach as the mainline support vehicle for 'Tawi Valley' following it Over-haul, which is due for completion in 2 years time Cool


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="JWKB"]Razz Breaking News.....Mr Flavel has Confirmed that following discussion With the RI and Network Rail an agreement has been Reached to use his coach as the mainline support vehicle for 'Tawi Valley' following it Over-haul, which is due for completion in 2 years time Cool


Laughing[/quote]

Failing that it will be used for the GM's leaving bash, if finished in time.
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Stato



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:30 pm    Post subject: Google Reply with quote

Fancy a laugh ?

Go to www.google.co.uk

In the search box type the word 'failure'

Then hit the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

See what you get
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

heres another, same as above really. Go to google, type in 'french military victories' and hit I'm feeling Lucky Button. Its not bad, but not as good as the above Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you know that there are 10 types of people in the world.....
. those who understand binary, and those who don't!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought binary was all o and ones.

O? I see.
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